BOOMberg McMorbidly
Bombastic little BOOMberg was an experiment by the ultra-secret society known as the Mysterium Eternis. They wanted to see if hamsters, utilizing their natural sphere guiding ability, could scamper a sea mine directly into floating enemy warships kamikazi style. She was their only success and proved to be rather indestructible. Before she was stolen, I mean “liberated” by Quanticus, himself a member of the secret group, BOOMberg was gleefully responsible for many a missing ship in the Bermuda Triangle. When not being nautically naughty, she rested her many-times refurbished sea mine hamster ball in a box of newspaper clippings devoted to her misdeeds.