Capt. Pyles
"Flat Bottom"
The Captain was born to hunt exotic animals deep below the surface of the worlds most treacherous waters.  His diving suit was the only set of clothes he wore and his experimental submarine, “The Barnacle’s Bum”, his only residence.  When not at sea, he anchored it in the nearby Highly Hungover Bay which is also where he caught the family fish Snydra after a 12-hour long man/fish face off.  His crew members, the scurviest bunch of sea bandits you’ve ever seen, almost cut off his oxygen during the fight out of sheer boredom.  His vessel was last seen hunting the great four-eyed, hard-shelled, long-toothed Seasquonk in the Vïlewørt Trench off the coast of Norway.