Caskwatch McMorbidly
He was the husband of Ki Ling Yu and father of Knitwitch.  He was the beer, wine and spirits master of the family.  Despite his extremely hirsute appearance, he contained a diabolical knowledge in the crafting of the most toe curlingly evil cocktail ingredients imaginable.  He never ventured out of his dank dark cellar and wore a wine barrel as his work suit with nothing underneath.  His libations were used in victory toasts by despots, conquerors, emperors, dictators and tyrants worldwide.  Maybe the reason the manor house burnt down so explosively that final night was the massive amount of wine and spirit barrels in the basement?  Most likely.