Chambermaid Murdaline
The head chambermaid of McMorbidly Manor.  She knew where all the bodies were buried... because she had to clean up the scenes. She truly enjoyed polishing the kniv.... I mean letter openers in Squire Drummel’s office. She was hired based on her resumé in which she detailed her involvement in many mysterious unsolved disappearances at all her former employer’s homes.  When things became a bit messy around the house, her ability to clean up after herself appealed to the Squire’s need for tidiness. She was very good at making blood stains vanish.