Folié McMorbidly
The family cat owned by Chef Delisha. His name, pronounced “foolyay”, was a French word for “madness” and that only began to describe this furball of pure terror.  He could turn into a twirling swirling sphere of razor sharp claws and rage when he was irked.  Maybe he was so angry because he hated skull polka-dotted bows? Or maybe the bow was tied too tight?