Gourdie
"The Carver"
McMorbidly
He was the son of Ravenous and Chef Delisha. He was always such a quiet boy. After receiving the official “Polly Plumpkin’s Precious Lil’ Carving Kit” for his birthday at age 9, he developed an uncontrollable urge to make jack-o-lanterns. He was so proud of his first masterpiece that he wore it on his head and never took it off. It grimly adorned his noggin for 15 years. He entered the annual Perilous Downs Carving Competition every October and always came in 13th place, which oddly enough was always last. The losses prompted him to make each year’s entry more terrifying than the year before.