"Haggie", as she was called, left home at the tender age of 5 to be a world-class magician. She became an assistant to “The Great MEHlvin the Mediocre.” His only real magic was his pet hare, Ala-Catraz, who could reappear in his hat from any location. Being incredibly ambitious and jealous, Hagradabra pushed him out of his wagon at high speed while they were traveling atop an immensely sheer cliff. She then rebranded the act as “Hagradabra's Malignantly Merciless Magic Show.” Like her former employer, her only real act amid terrible card tricks and fake wand flowers was the hat containing the same unfortunate hare. She returned home in failure to sulk in her room.