Hatchit & Catchit
McMorbidly
The youngest of Squire Drummel and Lady Hopelyss’ children. This devilish duo was so close that they were of a single demented mind. They spoke their own language and never directly to others. They were expert hunters, trappers, and skinners by the age of two. They converted their double highchair into a table of torture for the toy animals that they “captured” from the homes of the children of Perilous Downs. The only stuffed animals spared were the taxidermy pets of older sister Snarlette. The twins avoided her room entirely. It was written that these miscreants had the most punchable faces of any child bully in town. After seeing this moldy old photo, I would concur.