Knitwitch McMorbidly
A spinster in the truest sense, Knitwitch was the daughter of Caskwatch and kabuki theater loving Ki Ling Yu. Knitwitch was a notorious serial quilter. She could make a garment out of anything (or anyone) for any occasion, be it funerals, wakes, hangings, beheadings, assassinations, breakups, beheadings, poisonings, stabbings, beheadings, divorces and any other joyous occasion you might have had to attend. Did I say beheadings? Everyone was sure to steer clear of her sewing basket. They never knew what could be peeking out from its dark yarn-filled depths.