Crazy Uncle Litswyck. His love of fire ruined many hairstyles and articles of clothing. There wasn’t a shirt, vest, pantaloon, or pair of long-johns of his that wasn't singed to a crisp. This family pyromaniac started so many fires that his hair began to resemble a massive flickering blaze and was perpetually alite in one fashion or another. When he was a baby, his nanny came in to find him giggling wildly and roasting human-shaped marshmallows over a bonfire in his crib. It’s rumored he was responsible for burning down McMorbidly Manor after a particularly wild night involving lamp oil, multiple bottles of family Scotch, and one single errant match stick. We’ll never know for sure!