The wife of Prof. Quanticus, dear Aunt Luvina inherited her love of self-beauty from her parents, Lord and Lady Lastic. She used 150 clothes pins pulling at the back of her head to create a make-at-home face lift. It also took 50 rounds of experimental plastic surgery for this amateur beautician to achieve this epicly terrifying facade of grim-filled glee. Her husband’s travels afforded her the most exotic beauty products imaginable. However, the results were highly questionable. One could only stare at her reflection in her boutique mirror, not because you’d turn to stone but because staring at her face directly caused involuntary bladder and bowel evacuation.