Mz. Clawdia Crackenknückle
She was the tutor for the McMorbidly children. Mz. Crackenknückle’s answer for any wrongdoing, as well as any wrong test answer, was her handmade hickory yardstick which had been used by her family going back generations. She nicknamed it “Mr. Cruncher.” She even had a scabbard for it on her back. She wielded it so expertly there could have been a martial arts fighting style built around its use. Just 13 days after her employment began, she mysteriously vanished in what was possibly the only time the children joined forces. The next morning there was a large rounded fresh grave with a splintered and broken “Mr. Cruncher” acting as the tombstone.