Olor McMorbidly
A distant younger cousin to Squire Drummel.  Olor was born with the grace of a 3-legged crocodile so naturally she wanted to be a dancer.  Through years of hard work and backbreaking practice she successfully became known the world over for being the worst ballet dancer to have ever disgraced a stage.  Her professional pièce de résistance was a solo performance of Swan Lake in her debut show in Paris.  On opening night, the mere whisper of a “boo” from the audience caused her to fly into an enraged plié and abruptly dispatch the offending hecklers with a flurry of grand jetés.  She was arrested by the attending gendarmes and spent the rest of her days tormenting her cellmate with awkward and violent interpretive ballet performances.