(Pronounced Pew-ji-lus) Just one week after birth, he received two permanent black eyes as a pro-infant boxer. Brandishing his “deadwy widdle” boxing gloves, tiny Knuckle-Eye made his 30 year old opponent pay dearly for the injuries. He grew up to be the largest and most silent of the final McMorbidly generation. He wore those same infant-sized bronzed boxing gloves around his neck on a piece of twine as a warning to others. His abundant and grizzly-like chest and back hair was also the stuff of family legend.