Ravenous McMorbidly
Second husband to Chef Delisha and father to Gourdie.  He was the 20-time winner of the Perilous Downs Rib Eating Competition.  He had the fastest chompers recorded in the history of the event and could polish off a full rack in under 3 minutes.  He loved to eat dinner at the neighbor’s or was it eat the neighbors for dinner?!  He passed on his grim competitive spirit, not to mention his skill with carving knives, to his son Gourdie.