Squire Drummel
The Lord of McMorbidly Manor himself. He was son to Judge Malleous and Dame Violenta, husband first to Lady Hopelyss then to Illuminatria, and father to Strangellous, Snarlette, and twins Hatchit and Catchit. You may not be able to tell by his face but he drank Ol’ Squinty’s Bitter Black Heart brand coffee every day till he abruptly stopped...   walking, talking, breathing...   everything. His coffee breath was the stuff of legend and is said to still linger in the family cemetery, killing all the flowers every spring.